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Suit recording: Chairming Mandoser

Chairming: They threw ME on this barren planet and just say “Good luck”!? If I knew this was the situation I’d be in then I would’ve asked to stay with Mom. Then again walking in the sun for 3 days straight is better than hearing her talk for more than a minute.

(a large beast jumps in front of Chairming)

Chairming: Oh, well aren’t you abhorrent. Go on get, I’m trying to make as much distance as I can from Farquid.

(the beast nearly bites her hand off)

. . . . .

(the beast keeps walking forward)

. . . . .

(Chairming breaks into a sprint)

(the beast is gaining on her)

(Chairming keeps running)

(the beast is getting closer)

(Chairming trips)

(the beast has reached her)

. . . . .

*ZLLAAP*

(Farquid smacks the creature with a charged hand)

(the creature roa-

(Farquid backhands it)

(the animal runs off)

Chairming: Why did it? how’d you?

Farquid: Nerve Lighting; stimulates the nervous system into feeling pain while causing no bodily harm. That and getting smacked by a human is like being hit with a metal pipe.

Chairming: I thought you were against violence.

Farquid: I was against killing, then I realized there’s no guilt in defending yourself. Now come on, we need to get back on the main route.

(Farquid helps his sister up)

Farquid: By the way you’re running wrong, you need to push off the ground more, it’s the same way you’d move in zero-g.

Chairming: Oh, thanks.

Farquid: Anytime