Tullie: Your next mission is in. You will be going back to Murkosia to explore its northern pole.
Farquid: That’s good to hear. It’s nice to not go from one planet to an entirely different one.
Tullie: Your gear will be changed to be best suited for this new environment. Oh, about your request for a scout drone.
Farquid: Oh, good, you saw that. I don’t want anything fancy, just something to alert me if a creature is about to attack.
Tullie: We realize that your job is quite dangerous. So, for your protection, you have been assigned a deathbot.
Farquid: A DEATHBOT!!
Tullie: Yes, a deathbot. It will be activated before you start your nest mission and….
Farquid: wait, wait, wait. Why in the universe would I need a deathbot? I document creatures for a living why am I getting assigned a WAR MACHINE! Three of those things can destroy a city. Why do I need that kind of firepower?
Tullie: For your safety of course. When your father visited and saw that you were attac….
Farquid: Oh, there it is, my father. That man has never once cared about my work, and I do NOT want his input on my safety. I want you to take that droid right back to him.
Tullie: But Farquid, he’s your father we can’t just walk up to him and say no, a person with that kind of authority doesn't exist.
Farquid: Well then as his son tell him that he can take back his deathbot and SHOVE IT!
Tullie: We can’t do that. He put in the request and his word is finale.
Farquid: Then destroy the thing. He has thousands of Death Bots I’m sure that he could care less if one is broken.
Tullie. Actually, this one is custom made. Its AI is more advanced, and it has a voice box.
Farquid: *sigh* Of course its custom made. Fine! I’ll do this mission. But do not think for a second that I see this “gift” as sign that my father cares about me. Don't put any death's this thing causes under my file, got it?
Tullie: Understood.